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Lame Love Poem

alicia legowski

I’m over here and you over there
A distance that only allows us to stare
"Hi how are you?" is as far as our convos go
But id be ok with a smile and a simple hello

I feel the blood rush to my face
And I start to stutter
Like when a cars out of oil it begins to putter

You start walking closer, and closer
So nervous I back up further and further
"Maybe he wants my number? maybe he wants to say
"I've been looking at you and I thought we can finally talk today"

I turn my body so were now facing
Overcoming my fear in love my heart is racing
He's 3 feet away and my heads down
I don’t want to give off that imp waiting around
2 feet away and I look up to see
That he has completely walked right passed me

I turn around to find him hugging and kissing
A girl that has everything I must be missing
And so the love of my life
Has already found the love of his life

THE END

alicia legowski has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of alicia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of alicia's latest works:

Lame Love Poem

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:56

Lame Love Poem

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:53