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Ladies Chagrin,, or Sword Of Humanity

Robert Hawkins

While for many of humanity.
There is no here after.
While for many of humanity.
There is no here-in.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But intence satisfaction brought the cat back.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Fallacy of it all, you were living with a sword.
I live with a chipmunk and a spider named Bill.
Virginia my beloved chipmunk critic renown.
Bill the spider bit me I got septic and died.
Buried full military regalia with my trusty sword at my side.
Constrained and sedated Emily throwing dirt everywere.
Happenstance occured.
A dirt clod of pure nickel-steel clad in iridium alloyed beryllium depleted grain neutron star collapsed matter.
Happen to penetrate the bone.
Steve Wakelings head.
Plummeting head first, nose dive.
The box and mortal remains.
A very rotten Bobby.
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bobby

note; Quick! Shovel that dirt in, fore one of those assholes gets up.
.... emily reeve .09
,,, pray for Bobby.
We all gave up on you.
Frankly speaking.
Why did you have to bring this Frank around.
Now you know we have to dispose of you.
And Frank to.
Frank and being gone???
Why you snickering?
Cause we got the Frank and being gone case?
Or is it Frank being gone?
Frank and beings like all humans.
WILL YOU KNOCK OFF SNICKERING!
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bobby

note;
At times I write to facillate relxation.
Mental otherwise.
I have little in the way of control.
I write,, spewing forth.
And stand like a numb bystander,, watching the spectale. Yet I know I am it's impetus,,the principle. As well recipient of it's rewards.
Reap what you sow?
Sow to recieve what reaped.
Worst part is when you realize.
It's you.
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reciepent, bobby
(exerpt taken from Emily Reeve's book "Art Of Aimless Wondering" 4.50 store near you.
Buy my book or you will, Burn At The Stake.
,, for my fans. emily reeve. 09
,, by the way,, good title for this stuff, Emily. "Art Of Aimless Wondering".
Like your approach.
"Die or Buy" ,,touche Emily.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51