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L Day

Giangi Mel

Why must it be so that once a day is positioned, it must be respected. I hence forth not to such days upon they part my person.

Except for L Day.

The day of remembering and a day of forgiving what I have done to myself.

Holding the unmentionables snuggly against my persons as to assure me that they are and will always be mine.

Keeping the peak of my accidental leakage to a mere eyesore and not a flabbergasted performance without the profits given with tickets to sell and yet less of the audience I prefer.

The well-being of my intentions are kept intact because of these.

And now I transport them to China so a Chinese may be kind as to remove the soil taunting them.

I love you L Day. More than the day but not so much as soiled paper and soiled thoughts.

Giangi Mel has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Giangi's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Giangi's latest works:

L Day

Submitted Mar 28th 2009, 13:28