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LIFE IS IMPERFECT

KAREN LOGAN

LIFE IS IMPERFECT

What are you doing right now?
I'm tired and going to take a nap.
Ok, I'll be over in 10 minutes!
(Actually I wasn't tired,
I had a huge blackfly bite on my forehead
my right eye was swollen shut
my left leg was broken
and I hadn't taken a bath in 3 days)
You came over and didn't even notice.


KAREN LOGAN has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of KAREN's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of KAREN's latest works:

No Way

Submitted May 23rd 2011, 23:18

LIFE IS IMPERFECT

Submitted May 23rd 2011, 22:49