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Kitty

Quinn Blackshere

The cat sat on a mat
while a boy swung a bat
The cat almost got hit in the face
when he ran to second base
The boy said sorry
but the cat was not amused

Quinn Blackshere has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Quinn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Quinn's latest works:

Kitty

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 07:50