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Kitten vs Conquest

matthew arens

Though this may be just my personel opinion, but i have ability run dis building.

The show that i will give to you will be bigger then michael jacksons vigual

but now i am having doubts, cause my kitten tends to purfusly pout.

So now i say fuck my dreams, and my friends. Oh yes alex this is the end. Now i must go and do my own thing cause my wee wee is in the hands of brittany

matthew arens has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of matthew's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of matthew's latest works:

sense there is not

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:47

crack monkeys

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:44

Kitten vs Conquest

Submitted Oct 21st 2009, 13:38