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Karl's Rectal Adventure

DeVrie Heeves

the birds do swim, fish fly high above

Doin the Lambada, forbidden dance of love

if she gets near the precipice, go and give her a shove

Karl's fingers up his ass, without no glove

DeVrie Heeves has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of DeVrie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of DeVrie's latest works:

Venereal Breakfast Food

Submitted Jul 25th 2008, 07:03

Bernie

Submitted Jun 20th 2008, 05:47

Karl's Rectal Adventure

Submitted May 20th 2008, 07:23