Very Bad Poetry

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KISSES

JoAnn Martinez

Everytime I kiss you,
I want to scream and shout.
Thanks for using Poli-Grip,
So your dentures don't fall out.

JoAnn Martinez has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of JoAnn's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of JoAnn's latest works:

KISSES

Submitted Oct 14th 2008, 16:15