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Just Like My Heart

Skyler Latshaw

I.

My phone is broken.
It cannot be activated
Just like my heart.

My heart is on vibrate
But nobody bothers to call.
I still have all my minutes.

Why bother charging it?
I have never received a text
Or even a photo one.

II.

My Facebook wall is empty.
Nobody has left a post.
Just like my heart.

I put up my interests
Texting, skateboarding, loitering.
But nobody cared.

I updated my status:
“Skyler Latshaw is bored. Lol”
But nobody has commented or even liked it.

I am a fan of high fives, belly dancing, skate parks, romance, 7/11, the Saw movies
But it doesn’t matter
Because nobody’s a fan of me.

III.

My Twitter account is barren.
It has no followers.
Just like my heart.

I tweet every hour on the hour.
I am hungry. I am making a sandwich. I am eating a sandwich. I am full.
Why does nobody care?

I @friends all the time,
Throwing my heart out into the abyss
But all I get in return is spam.

IV.

My phone is broken.
My wall is empty.
My Twitter is barren.
Just like my heart.

Skyler Latshaw has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Skyler's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Skyler's latest works:

Just Like My Heart

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:52

Lost Love

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:52

The Bay

Submitted May 11th 2010, 07:51