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Just Another Bad Poem
Nathan Hur
Nothing I see is real,
Like a swimming lion; a walking seal
I don't know why my friends stare
at me like I'm some kind of hare
Maybe its because I think life is like a carrot,
Maybe its because I speak like a parrot.
I don't believe in anything
I only believe in believing nothing is worth
believing. I've been to Sydney and Perth
In fact I only went there for a year
Just so I could drink lotsa beer
This poem makes no sense
I'm putting 50 cents
Into a refrigerator
What rhymes with refrigerator?
Anyway, I've just wasted your life,
Welcome to my strife.
GERBILS ROCK...
Hey, what rhymes with rock? Sock?
Nathan Hur has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nathan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nathan's latest works: