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Poem 1717

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kristina heart

You want to look?
LOOK
You want some food?
COOK
You want some light?
FLICK THE SWITCH
You want a life?
HIRE A WITCH
You want to clean up?
MAKE A MESS
You need to read?
READ THE REST
Wanna be cool?
BE A JERK
Wanna get money?
WORK

kristina heart has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of kristina's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of kristina's latest works:

JustDoIt :-X

Submitted May 2nd 2009, 09:32

Across the World

Submitted May 2nd 2009, 09:22

Built In Toy

Submitted May 2nd 2009, 09:13