Very Bad Archive
Julyla
Mister Vacuum
A pilgrim might
of sweat, say,
"Can you call me a taxi?"
meaning not nominatively
but, as a worm might say
of mother humus,
"You're just so........maxi, Mum."
Mister Vacuum has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works: