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Julyla

Mister Vacuum

A pilgrim might
of sweat, say,
"Can you call me a taxi?"
meaning not nominatively
but, as a worm might say
of mother humus,
"You're just so........maxi, Mum."

Mister Vacuum has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Mister's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Mister's latest works:

Coddle Me Not

Submitted Jul 29th 2008, 14:35

Julyla

Submitted Jul 20th 2008, 19:40

Nine Distilled Sparrows

Submitted Jul 19th 2008, 19:03