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Julia Flores an Anton Chekhov

Robert Hawkins

My,, oh my,, my, my my?
Dear Anton Chekhov.
My dear that I love you so.
But your dead as well in Russia.
I'm alive living well in the good ole USA.
Your dead,, dust and bones.
Besides,, notice my latino skin?
Look at your skin Anton Chekhov?
You dim-wit you ain't got any.
Shit this is a bummer.
Damn creep.
Get me all the way to Russia.
Big words for a Russian.
Dead and gone.
Damn little dust left.
Anton Chekhov turn a girl on.
Then like a dude.
Flake off.
Jeeze thanks Anton Chekhov.
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julia flores. that's no shit.

note; pardon me? Julia. I have a announcement.
But I forgot it. So Julia ask them,, politely??
So buzz off creep.
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bobby
J F,, honey sweet pea,, just jest from bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51