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Juan

Ms M Beres

I Juan to be with you

I Juan to go 4 a spin in your car

I Juan to hold you tight

I Juan to see the sun rise in your eyes

Oh Juan..did you say your name was Johnny?

Ms M Beres has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ms M's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ms M's latest works:

True Story Bad Furniture Poem

Submitted Mar 30th 2010, 20:47

One More Note

Submitted Oct 17th 2009, 09:40

Tied the Knot

Submitted Oct 12th 2009, 14:52