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Poem 907

Very Bad Archive

Joyce, My Darling

Edward Krayva

My heart is on fire, for Joyce is it's owner

everyone in her family is a drunk and a stoner

she always comes running whenever I phone her

she meets me in my treefort and takes care of my boner.

Edward Krayva has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Edward's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Edward's latest works:

Tundra Trash

Submitted Oct 6th, 04:28

I am really Edward Krayva

Submitted Sep 17th, 06:27

Josephine Pouch

Submitted Aug 28th, 06:41