Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 1191

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Josh Irsay

Matt Petrillo

This poem is mine
It doesn’t rhyme
And it is a crime
I farted on a line
Of people
In a steeple
Now its over
I am sober

Matt Petrillo has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Matt's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Matt's latest works:

Josh Irsay

Submitted Dec 9th 2008, 07:12