Very Bad Archive
Joe Six Pack in Orbit
Leif Norman
I don't want to think about this stuff.
Just give me a sound bite.
No.
Not a bite.
(My gums hurt
from my baby teeth coming in.)
When the data hits my face
make it an audible splat!
blender all of my food together
and I'll drink my hamburger politics and
economic french fries
and chocolate car chase milkshake
all at the same time.
I don't even have to move my jaw.
I can suck it all up through a bendy straw.
And if it upsets my stomach
i cn tk pwptw bsml
or
just puke it all up
in a tabloid stream of consciousness
dribbling down my chin.
Leif Norman has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Leif's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Leif's latest works: