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Poem 1031

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Joe Six Pack in Orbit

Leif Norman

I don't want to think about this stuff.
Just give me a sound bite.
No.
Not a bite.
(My gums hurt
from my baby teeth coming in.)
When the data hits my face
make it an audible splat!
blender all of my food together
and I'll drink my hamburger politics and
economic french fries
and chocolate car chase milkshake
all at the same time.
I don't even have to move my jaw.
I can suck it all up through a bendy straw.
And if it upsets my stomach
i cn tk pwptw bsml
or
just puke it all up
in a tabloid stream of consciousness
dribbling down my chin.

Leif Norman has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Leif's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Leif's latest works:

Marcel Dzama's Toys

Submitted Dec 14th 2009, 15:14

Gern fnarg boodle.

Submitted May 5th 2009, 22:11

Joe Six Pack in Orbit

Submitted Oct 12th 2008, 15:58