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Poem 142

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Jim Detects Miss Watson's Tabby

Michael Reed

Sniff, sniff, what dat smell?
Sniff, sniff, I cain't tell.
Sniff, sniff, what dat stink?
Sniff, sniff, what you t'ink?
Cat done poop'd, cat done poop'd,
Dat dang smell has got me spook'd.

Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works:

Is God a Retard?

Submitted Dec 31st 2009, 10:38

Fast Food Restaurant Drive-up Window Attendant

Submitted Dec 10th 2009, 10:08

So This Is Heaven?

Submitted Jun 1st 2009, 05:32