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Jeroboam poem
Jeremy Davis
I sit in class; I don’t know what to write,
I would much rather just get in a fight.
Poems are the worst writing ever invented
So I will just write something kind of demented.
I used a rhyme dictionary to rhyme half these words
So I look out the window, so that I may use birds.
Somehow I’m still typing, though it is tedious and boring
This poem must be starting to get kind of annoying.
I am still writing despite being disengaged
so that I may count this as a half a page.
So I believe I will now conclude this terrible poem
Though the only thing that rhymes is a jeroboam.
Jeremy Davis has published since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Jeremy's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Jeremy's latest works: