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Poem 1489

Very Bad Archive

Jeremiah Hackett

Taintjuice McGillicutty

“Would anyone like some jam?”
Thrust phallic spoon into the red quivering mass.
Class tittering.
Jar’s lip tinctured crimson:
Strawberry Seduction
Labial delight.
“Make love to me with your mouth.”

Taintjuice McGillicutty has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Taintjuice's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Taintjuice's latest works:

Jeremiah Hackett

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 07:23

Fruit Basket dedicated to the memory of Willard Wright

Submitted Feb 23rd 2009, 07:23