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Jenny Zen Pefectly

Robert Hawkins

My girlfriend said to me.
Bobby!
"Don't spend to much money,,we don't need."
Got to love her.
"Money we don't need."
"MONEY WE DON'T NEED."
God I love her.
She's right we don't need money.
I think it's her way of saying.
Bobby I'm here.
I'm going to make sure.
She gets her money we don't needs worth.
Later when I finish this.
She's laying naked on the bed.
Think I'll stick two dollars between her boobs,
Just to tease her.
Have to wonder at that point will she notice.
And looking into her eyes will I?
Awww, to heck with money.
Baby, how did your momma.
Raise such a wicked girl.
Hot damn,,hot damn.
rlh

note; memory of Jenny Zen

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51