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Jenny Zen Arichipelego In Portrait

Robert Hawkins

Woman is lovely to ones sight.
As gentle as dew, a flower petal.
Bright as mornings earlist light.
As spotless as snows in Heaven.
A woman whom God graced me to know.
Through lifes strife she to love so.
She for no reason yet for no reason not, loved.
That when I die a tear shed for me.
And rain my tears when I think of her.
Woman for all reasons all seasons.
Then the dream of Jenny Zen.
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bobby

Note; Am I good or what?
Shit-fire babe if your panties ain't wet?
Who cares about you?
Didn't you hear?
They changed the the name of Nevada. From the Silver State to the Silicone Stare,, I mean State.
Just walk those little tits of your right on down to Texas.
We don't give a damn.
So you got shit for tits.
Come on down to Texas.
Just bring bus fare.
But you better have bigger than bug bites,
Yo ass outta here.
(Love you to. Bobby)

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51