Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 260

Very Bad Archive

Je ne salis quoi

Robert Hawkins

Can I have your autograph?
Make to your girlfriend from you.
Will you buy your book for me.
I like your words.
But I don't wanna pay.
You have a famous face.
Your someone I've seen.
Did you really date Sharon Stone?
You practice Voodoo like they say.
You got any smoke?
You wanna a "Lude?"
Can you drive your car?
I'll follow you home.
I'm gonna stay crash with you.
Can I have a credit card?
I need to use cell phone for awhile.
Your computer is on the fritz.
I let myself in your house today.
Buy us more food.
I'll find us some good shit.
Give me your money.
I knew you would like those "Lude's."
Thats why I spiked your drink.
You know your stiff as a board.
You just have to put this in your next book.
How can I tell you that I love you.
If you won't lay down.
rlh

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Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35