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Poem 1312

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January Blues

Ellie whitaker

I hate January
It's too hot and
all my friends are dead--
or away on holiday..
probably the latter
but who knows with all
those shark attacks
I'm not going to say
my feet stink because they don't
but my brain goes like jellyish and my cats shed fur everywhere
and even they are bored
with all the re-runs on telly--
I;m writing a new calender
where the weather doesn't start
Till April.

Ellie whitaker has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ellie's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ellie's latest works:

You People are Fun!

Submitted Jan 22nd 2009, 13:40

What?

Submitted Jan 21st 2009, 14:12

January Blues

Submitted Jan 13th 2009, 13:32