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Jackhole bluff

Daves Clint

And anyway,
if it were to be left to me,
I would fend for myself behind the curtains robe.
Ah, let your milarky last awhile longer, while pugs go racing bowlegged in the rain.
I would fend for myself if it were up to me.

Daves Clint has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Daves's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Daves's latest works:

Time clock strategy

Submitted Nov 20th 2009, 18:22

Lady appartment

Submitted Nov 20th 2009, 18:16

The time dance

Submitted Nov 20th 2009, 18:15