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J Js Blues bar & Church

Robert Hawkins

I became a member of Church while passing the sacrement.
Trying to hand the blunt to
the lady next to me.
She was swaying like the vines on a willow tree.
Enthralled by the hymn being
played,
Slow blues in "C" by
Alvin Lee.
I couldn't get the swaying lady to take a blunt.
As this point I had one in each hand and one in my mouth. And a cold beer just out of reach.
Fortunately they started
another hymn Wake Up Momma,
and she woke up.
Looking over at she took the blunt from my mouth,
and my beer.
I was going to say something
when she leaned over.
And kissed me pouring beer
down my blunt parched throat.
Are you going to pray with me later brother.
Let the Lord of the Blues
will be done.
rlh
Note: Only members of the
Church are allowed to read this, if in fact you have already read,, well what the hell. Consider yourself a member of J Js Blues bar
& Church.,,,Honey, Mr Wakeling is a member. He's the one over at the bar screaming. Why Me!!
Don't look at me Steve,
Emily Reeve told me.
....deacon rlh

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51