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It's a Canker Sore So Rub Some Garlic On It!
Ace Kale
Esmerelda's Got a canker soar
It's purple on her gum in the back of her mouth.
And Every time she tries to blow,
She screams when her boyfriend pushes, Yao!!!
Canker soar, fiddledeedee
A canker sore just ain't for me.
It's hard when she gets on her knees,
But harder when she bites on my wee wee.
I told Esmerelda after she shouts,
That all you need to get the canker out,
Is a clove of garlic from the Swap Meet,
Then she smiles and slips a rubber on my tinkerleedee!
Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works: