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It's Like...This

Shane Boyd

Life, it’s like…snow.
Brrrr.
Love, it’s like… honey, in a hive.
Sweet, but ouch.
Friendship, it’s like… rainbows.
Yeah, rainbows…
Anger, it’s like… a good looking monk.
(does you no good at all)
Bad poetry, it’s like uhhh… hmmmmm… Chocolate.
Somehow… I guess…

Shane Boyd has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Shane's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Shane's latest works:

It's Like...This

Submitted Aug 11th 2010, 22:05

Total freak show

Submitted Aug 11th 2010, 21:57