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Its Hot.

Kezza Lovette

Rockhampton is hot.
And dull.
And dully boring.

Boring and dull. And hot.
And its even worse if your name is Karen.

Nothing goes with Karen. Sparen. McLaren. Faren.
Glaren. Barren.

Ooh. The last one is a word I think. but Karen isnt barren so it wont work anyway.

Like my life, here in barren Rockhampton without Karen. It would be better if her last name was McLaren. But it isnt.

Kezza Lovette has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Kezza's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Kezza's latest works:

Its Hot.

Submitted Sep 29th 2008, 19:50

Lovette Laughs.

Submitted Sep 29th 2008, 19:42

Lovette

Submitted Sep 29th 2008, 19:39