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Ithsmus

Riley Simpson

You hurt me
Everywhere
You hurt me
All the time
You hurt me
Because you're evil
But I still love you
Because you're mine

I'm stuck in limbo
My heart aches like when you stub your toe
I'm weak now
Weaker than a mouse stricken with AIDS
I wish I had AIDS
So I could feel something
Because now
I don't feel anything

This poem is for you
Since we were so good as two
But now that I'm one
I feel like I'm done
But I'm not through
I want to be two
I hope you do as well
Because without you I'm in Hell

Don't cry for me Argentina
I'm as sad as a ballerina
Because I'm numb
I suck my thumb
You're as mean as the Grinch
Or Atticus Finch
Go ruin Christmas
Like you did my heart; I'm an isthmus

Riley Simpson has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Riley's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Riley's latest works:

Ithsmus

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:54

Isthmus

Submitted Oct 5th 2010, 06:53