Very Bad Archive
It is love
Brian Zielnicki
It is love
But I'm such a chub
Like a chubby whale
These feelings of love hit me like hail
My love is really strong
And your so beauty is so bright
So bright I can't look right at you
Because my eyes would burn out
If I do
Ah love
Yes love
Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
I'm attracted to you
Like the earth to the moon
To calculate how I long for you
I would use the equation
For universal gravitation
F = G * M1 * M2 / D to the 2
Where F is how much I long to be near you
And G is some constant
M1 is my love
M2 is your beauty
And D is how far
You are
Away from me
But like I said
I am sad
Because I am too fat
Brian Zielnicki has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brian's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brian's latest works: