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Michael Michaels
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Oh, let us seek refuge in Antigua
I don't make a mess, don't want to look like a dork
Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?
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quaff half a pint of slurry
I then pull out the bottle's cork
The soldiers on both sides fought in a frenzied flurry
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I was beat with a billet by a man named Kevin.
I don't make a mess, don't want to look like a dork
the brown hat brim reveals little of the man within
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Tripping silently across the Plain
I then pull out the bottle's cork
Unable to win or lose or even play the game
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-O-matic ray gun to destroy the world!
I don't make a mess, don't want to look like a dork
oh to travel to wander oh to stagger all around the world.
Michael Michaels has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works: