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I's Smart Song of a Cavalier Hick
Ace Kale
I knows my ABCs
I knows my 123s
I knows my English and my science book
I knows my history
I knows geogrphy
I knows my Spanish and how right to cook
Sometimes I think there ain't nobody smarterest than me
Sometimes I think I'm better hung than littr' tinkerlee
Sometimes I think I'm prtiest than prttiest can be
I'm h-i-l-li
b-i-l-l-y
Put 'em together and whatta ya got?
Hillbilly the best!
I'm a rootin' tootin' cowboy from the west.
Ace Kale has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ace's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ace's latest works: