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Is God a Retard?
Michael Reed
Have you ever considered that
if there really is a god
maybe he's retarded?
Imagine an omnipresent
all-seeing
slobbering idiot,
able to create matter
but unable to tie his own laces
if he ever wore shoes.
That would certainly explain
the current state of the universe
wouldn't it?
Theologians will call it:
the retarded universe theory.
Scientists will call it:
the closest thing theologians
have ever been to the truth.
Michael Reed has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 25/5/07. Read more of Michael's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Michael's latest works: