Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 539

Very Bad Archive

Ironworkers Union Prayer

Robert Hawkins

May I please?
Determine with might.
Be a milliom miles away.
From Steve Wakeling.
This night.
Wait.
Make that a year.
And a billon miles.
rlh

note; Please excuse Bobby from physical education this year.
He don't like hanging around with a bunch of naked guys or playing with them.
He wants to go to the girls gym.
Play with them.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35