Very Bad Poetry

Could someone make a dog collar.
That would have tinkle lights.
Like those greeting cards we see.
They could put a sensor so it would only come on when dark.
And save me from trampling my dogs.

Would you please vaccum my yard for all the leaves and limbs.
Compress them at 10,000 psi,
And cut them to log shape size.
I will buy them from you.
Damn a cord of wood costs to much.
Besides I like the smell of burning leaves.
While your at it.
I have some people you can compress for me.

Will at sometime you make me a bed.
Instead of box springs or water.
Fill my bed frame with a thick layer of glass marbles.
Can be sonically active and warmed.
Keep me warm and relaxing too.
Fit my every contour and I wouldn't cut off my circulation too.
And could you hurry I want to go to sleep.

Can convelant electromagnetic fields contain laser induced plasma for fusion?
You know that coal stinks to all hell.
Your killing the birds and the bees.

Will event horizons causing dimples in gravities plane.
Be the answer to (FTL) faster than light travel.
Would not the dimples constituent a fold in space?

Or would you want a simple invention.
So you can make money.
I have a couple of dozens from which you can choose.
Just be sure you tell them it came from you.
rlh

note;
This goes for anyone but that guy, you know who.

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works: