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Introduction to an Imaginary Cookbook [Excerpt]

Peter Jefferson

This is my first cookbook.

I call it Doo-Doo Muffins and Abra-Cadabra Cheesecake, though it contains recipes for neither.

I believe that food should be fun.

Let's Get Started!

First, get a sweet potato...

Peter Jefferson has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Peter's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Peter's latest works:

Winner of the 5th Grade Imagination Contest

Submitted May 17th 2008, 11:24

Introduction to an Imaginary Cookbook [Excerpt]

Submitted May 17th 2008, 11:22