Very Bad Poetry

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Interwebz.

Nobody Really

Refresh.
Come on.
Stupid page.
LOAD.
Refresh.

I hate you.
Stupid internet.
Refresh.
Refresh.
Work, damnit.

UGH.
Stupid page!
Refresh.
Come on!

Damnit.
You suck.
Refresh.
Close window.
Fuck you.
Re-open.
Refresh.

COME ON.
STILL?
Fuck this.
I'm getting some juice.
Shut down.

Nobody Really has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Nobody's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Nobody's latest works:

Interwebz.

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 13:52

Never

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 13:50

Submitted Mar 26th 2009, 13:45