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Eliaxs Yoenco

Hi Thomas!
Who am I?
Oh, no one.
What?
What do you mean 'must be a fag'
Oh
well
Really Thomas there's no need to swear
What?!?
Now that's just rude
You son of a bitch
Shut up you stupid redneck
I swear to god
I will hunt you down and...

Oh
Yeah
It's me
Pretty good,you?

Eliaxs Yoenco has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Eliaxs's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Eliaxs's latest works:

Submitted Nov 4th 2009, 10:56

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Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 23:22

Shelby

Submitted Oct 29th 2009, 23:12