Very Bad Poetry

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Inspiration

Uma Yegg

You ever get that feeling
just to walk in the grocery
and suck all the
gas
from the whipped cream?

I fell in a puddle.

Uma Yegg has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Uma's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Uma's latest works:

Inspiration

Submitted Aug 25th 2009, 08:12

Things I shouldn't be doing

Submitted Jan 3rd 2009, 10:24