Very Bad Poetry

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Poem 858

Very Bad Archive

Insipidness by Grandma Robot

julia flores

Greenish stone, decorative goldfish,
Impertinently fruitless honeysuckle.

- or -

Greenish honeysuckle, transparent goldfish,
Nonchalant stone.

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Fancy greenish stone, lively transparent goldfish,
Cool honeysuckle.

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Transparent stone, nonchalant goldfish,
Loquatious honeysuckle. (Yes, I know honeysuckle isn't loquatious [well, maybe the bees] but neither are goldfish nonchalant.)

- or - (and my favorite)

Fancy greenish transparent stone, impertinent goldfish,
Honeysuckle everywhere.

julia flores has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of julia's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of julia's latest works:

A UNICORN AND HIS BEACHBALL

Submitted Oct 6th, 07:01

Cast Your Bread Upon

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01

Cast Your Bread

Submitted Sep 5th, 08:01