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In your pants

talula balula


love love oh
it’s too sweet
god god i can’t
feel my feet
my head my flesh
oh no where are my
hands my hands
oh phew they’re
in your pants

talula balula has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of talula's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of talula's latest works:

wait a ruddy minute

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 22:13

Gentleman, A Female Exhales

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 21:41

Incantation no 1

Submitted Nov 26th 2008, 21:07