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In the toilet
Turner Crotchkey
where did you go last evening
where did you go
where did you go last evening,
where did you go
I pushed her in da ribah,
didn't you know
we was feelin' real lonely,
with turkey feathers
swimmin' in the toilet
and Norman, oooooooooooo
wake up, you passed out
in the toiletttttttttttttt
Turner Crotchkey has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Turner's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Turner's latest works: