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In dogs we trust

Anonymous Thomas

Fuck God!
Nobody with that much power should be trusted.
Dogs are loyal.
Dogs are man's best friend.
Dogs can be trusted.
God cannot.
Besides, at least dogs are real.
But I deal with it.
Every time I look at a dollar bill.
I sit still, and I say,
"In dogs we trust."

Anonymous Thomas has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Anonymous's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Anonymous's latest works:

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