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In Which We Learn A Wonderous Reason Ladies Should Do Their Kiegel Exercises

Ceejay Writer

Be nice to your nethers
In all kinds of weathers
Or else when you sneeze
They will do what they please!

Ceejay Writer has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Ceejay's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Ceejay's latest works:

ODE TO LADYBUGS

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:16

In Which We Find A Litter Of Bunnies In Our Coneflower Plants

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:15

A Bowl Of Friendship Soup

Submitted Jun 20th 2010, 02:13