Very Bad Archive
In Tractor Dei
Brittain Flemingi
I am sitting on tractor.
Moon sings sweet song.
I am sitting on tractor.
Mommy smokes bong.
I am sitting on tractor.
Ernie, vector X.
I am sitting on a tractor.
Thinking of your sex.
The tractor is attractive
when she goes into gear,
Barney is vindictive
when Elly Mae sheds a tear.
We are sitting on tractor
in fromage a' trois.
Tractor says to me, "wait, wait, my love, wait."
Now tractor sits on me
like a mother of iron,
and I am crushed.
Brittain Flemingi has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Brittain's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Brittain's latest works: