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Poem 517

Very Bad Archive

In My Grapefruit

Robert Hawkins

Four carisoprodol 350mgs.
Washed down.
Mad Dog 20/20.
Woke up.
Face stuck.
In my grapefruit.
Cafe closed.
Everyone gone home.
Left me.
Stuck.
In my grapefruit.
rlh

note; If I don't shave and I don't care.
Does that mean I'm growing a beard?
...Gertrude Stein ..1935

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

A Day, of Bobby as interpeted, Emily Reeve

Submitted Aug 2nd, 22:52

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #3

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:49

Trilogy by Emily Reeve #2

Submitted Jul 27th, 21:35