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In Excelsis Gloria Cosily Dead

Robert Hawkins

Her heart scarred love spurned.
But safer now calmer her surface.
Beneath her grinding woe memories of her love gone.
Feints she does happiness in the fathom of this.
Love she has in ways never new.
Burned odious in loves lesson.
A kiss just a exchange of breathe.
Fluids pass still she's blue.
Swearing her death not cold.
Just a portal I must go through.
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bobby

Ladies,,, please,,,, posture?

Ladies? Interlace your fingers behind your head.
Now stand up stright.
Walk to the nearest wall.
Stop!!
The query is?
What touched the wall first?
Stomach,,, tits or elbows?
Jeeze,, probably need a minute?
Your blushing.
bobby

Robert Hawkins has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Robert's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Robert's latest works:

Ask Yourself

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 18:21

Liken Mind

Submitted Jun 21st 2011, 16:29

Then What About You

Submitted Jun 13th 2011, 20:51