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Imperfections

Samantha Sturm

You make my heart skip a beat
Even when I look at your feet
The hair on your big toe
Is as abundant as the love you show

The boil on your face
Feels like laces
Your oozing eye
Reminds me of a clear sky

Your incessant cough
Sounds like David Hasselhoff
Your runny nose
Needs a good blow

Though you may many infections
I am in love with all your imperfections

Samantha Sturm has published another poem since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Samantha's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Samantha's latest works:

Plaid

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:17

Imperfections

Submitted Feb 23rd 2011, 07:16