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I'm not very fat like bankers

Stefan dinglebush

It's sad that I'm fat and the insults that are hurled at me
Bankers won't take my money because of banking laws.
People with puddin in their pants are prohibited the man says
Will they make good on my heaven to god promise that life is sweet
i not stupid or even fat but they can't seem to find my inner beauty.
Yes I've searched for my princess diana but it seems women suffer
from the same by laws of the banking industry.
tis gone, tis gone, when my life begins as an emperor in heaven i shall
club the bankers and women with a monkey to show my love of god
revnig@aol.com

Stefan dinglebush has published 2 more terrible poems since joining on 30/11/99. Read more of Stefan's terrible poetry at the anthology. Here are three of Stefan's latest works:

Kiss of Autumn is my wealth

Submitted Oct 4th 2010, 09:23

Lonely

Submitted Apr 13th 2010, 10:19

lonely

Submitted Apr 13th 2010, 10:19